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April 17, 2006

It’s Official: May 1st is Shop America Day

  

 

Mark Johnson of Human Events Online has posted a fun little piece reminding us of the upcoming holiday: Conservative Shopping Day, or, as I call it, Shop America Day. Excerpts below:

 

As you no doubt know, illegal aliens and their handlers plan to hold their next Senate intimidation rallies on May 1, better known as the Marxist holiday of “May Day.” The May Day campaign will consist of yet more anti-law-enforcement marches and a nationwide “boycott” of shopping. The aim of the boycott is to demonstrate the purchasing power of the 11 million immigration criminals demanding amnesty. The boycott will also include a general strike by immigration criminals, who are being encouraged to skip work that day. Now it appears that illegal aliens are here to just skip the jobs that no American is willing to skip.

 

Mr. President, I support you in Iraq, but I’d really find better friends in this hemisphere than Marxists and anarchists.

 

Mark continues:



If the boycott and strike are successful, this means that May 1 will be A DAY WITHOUT ILLEGAL ALIENS! Lines will be shorter. Clerks will all speak English. Businesses that have been honest enough to hire legal residents will be poised to finally enjoy a competitive advantage! It will be morning again in America. Every actual American should make a point to get out and support those businesses and counteract the criminal boycott movement.


Spend like a congressman! Spend like George W. Bush! Heck, spend like Teddy Kennedy on a junket to a distillers’ convention.

Show the doubters that a day without illegal aliens is not a crisis, it’s just a good start…SPEND, GRINGOS, SPEND!

Lastly, be sure to make note of which businesses can still function on a day without illegal aliens, so that you can patronize them everyday for a long time. Let’s turn the day without illegal aliens into an everyday thing.

TO THE WAL-MART, COMRADES!

 

Well, maybe not to Wal-Mart, but let’s all get out there on May 1st with our tax refunds and shop like drunken senators sailors!

 

 

Hat-tip: Free Republic

 

 

 

Posted by Martin at April 17, 2006 04:05 PM

Comments

Wal-mart. Snicker.

Posted by: shawn at April 19, 2006 11:19 PM