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February 12, 2006

Shot Heard ‘Round the Ranch

From the "I don’t need no stinkin’ Secret Service" dept.

 

 

Finally an answer to the age old question:

  

How do you shoot a lawyer and get away with it?

 

Be the Vice President

 

 

Though with recent memories of Al Gore and those who’ve gone before him reminding us that VP’s are not always the sharpest shooters, apparently for Mr. Cheney’s friends quail-hunting is almost as dangerous as Quayle hunting.

 

It's our hope of course that 78-year-old Harry Whittington recovers soon...and stays on Cheney's good-side from now on.

 

 

RELATED: A great Valentine’s gift idea for the Vice President all about the joy of fishing: Saving Fish from Drowning by Amy Tan.

 

 

 

Posted by Martin at February 12, 2006 03:58 PM

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