In light of the faux
mass MSM hysteria over Michele Bachmann's non-anti-Catholic religious beliefs, I
wonder what NPR thinks about Catholics? Blogbat has the answer.
In this episode, our cardboard hero runs into his physics professor (who also
works as an NPR personality) in the cafeteria. A chat ensues that leaves the
good folks of Generic College with mouths agape.
Thanks to Newsbusters and (gasp) Fox News for the dirty laundry on NPR used in this bit.
Change some names from this latest Chinese state media aping of the regime's ruling party and you've traveled back in time to an era our grandparents knew well.
The latest straight out of Nazi Germany:
Germany has strived to protect human rights of all social groups while honoring its National Human Rights Action Plan.
On Thursday, the Führer's State Council Information Office (RRIA) published the Assessment Report on the National Human Rights Action Plan of The Greater German Reich (1939-1940), which says all targets and tasks set by the Action Plan have been fulfilled as scheduled.
Over the past two years, Germany has earmarked 2.779 billion Reichsmarks (431 million U.S.dollars) as a development fund for ethnic minority groups.
Levi, a Polish wood artisan, moved to a 100-foot-long brick-wood apartment last year. He said, "It's beyond my wildest imagination that I could have ever got such a nice apartment." Previously, his family, eight people in total, roughed it in a 10-square-foot mud house in a ghetto.
The renovation of his house was, for the most part, sponsored by the Reich.
Like his family, 46,000 households of Poles in his neighborhood were moved to new houses in 1939 in our new communal living center that provides free healthcare and ovens for baking large quantities of bread.
In Czechoslovakia, the people, in carrying out the Action Plan, strived to raise the employment rate of ethnic minority people, and have done so, with full 100 percent employment right outside their new homes.
The Reich has worked to safeguard women's rights to employment and equal access to economic resources. The state now forces women to have abortions whether they want them or not so that they may stay employed for their own good.
The Führer has relaxed restrictions on the disabled people for applying for drivers' license by introducing a revised "Regulations on Application and Use of Driver's Licenses" in 1939.
The revised regulations allow, for the first time, Germans who are able to sit by themselves despite their paralyzed limbs - that they may have obtained while visiting one of our education camps - to acquire a license for adapted vehicles.
According to official statistics, there are 2.8 million people with paralyzed limbs in Germany, and many are longing to drive but had been deprived of the right. Some have driven anyway, hoping to avoid being caught by the police and forced to hand over their kidneys.
A man with disability surnamed Eigelbeck, who is taking driving classes in Berlin, said, "The idea of getting a driver's license makes me excited, which means I could go to farther places. I feel more decent sitting in a car than in a boxcar."
Germany has also made headway in getting every orphan a roof overhead and getting children of migrant workers to classrooms. Our medical experimentation clinics are among the best in the world with both heat in the wintertime and air conditioning in the summer.
In April 1939, the RRIA published the National Human Rights Action Plan of The Greater Reich (1939-1940). It is Germany's first national plan on human rights.
Otto von Hassenwald, vice director of the human rights studies center of the German Academy of Social Sciences (DASW), said fulfilling the human rights action plan as scheduled marked a milestone in Germany's human rights program.
Von Hassenwald said, "Drafting and implementing national human rights action plan is a long-term undertaking, and there will be more such action plans coming," and added, "We are working hard toward the final solution."
Von Hassenwald said he is confident that the Führer will make the people's lives of the Greater German Reich more secure, decent and blissful.
The 56-page report released on Thursday made an overall assessment of the implementation of the Action Plan. It also specified The Greater Reich's efforts on implementing the plan to safeguarding people's economic, social and cultural rights, people's civil and political rights, as well as promoting the cause of human rights in other spheres.
The Chinese regime has clearly announced it protects the human rights of everyone, so we should all go about our business and keep buying products made by happy eight-year-olds. China is a Utopia, after all. That is, except for the aforementioned eight-year-old slave laborer, the Uygar and Tibetan and Mongolian and Manchurian and any other ethnic, religious or political group that does not bow to National Socialism "with Chinese characteristics".
Martin is a master's student in national security studies and is the executive director of Samizdat International, a genuine human rights concern. Martin undertook his internship with the London-based Henry Jackson Society in the summer of 2009. He hates the Turabian style format.
